Judy Novel
After My Fake Romance Backfired on the Variety Show

After My Fake Romance Backfired on the Variety Show Chapter 74

Shi Guanghua looked at her with a complex expression, unsure of what to say, revealing an awkward and taciturn state.

It's fine, he's okay, he can still keep his composure.

This can't be blamed on her; if there's anyone to blame, it's that they met too late. It's normal for her to have had ideal types before.

Shi Guanghua tried to calm his inner emotions, unaware that his feelings were easily visible on his face. He usually appeared aloof, and now even the slightest reveal of his emotions was more obvious, allowing anyone to notice the change in his aura.

Chu Yueyi was thoroughly amused by his straightforward expression. After deliberately teasing him, she moved closer to comfort him, hugging him affectionately and saying in a gentle voice: "Baby, don't overthink it. I was just acting with them in front of the camera. I can also hug you proactively and sit in your lap..."

She was wearing a loose, soft cotton T-shirt that revealed half of her delicate collarbone, giving off a relaxed, homey feeling. A faint, clean fragrance could be smelled.

Shi Guanghua was originally sitting on the sofa. Watching her lean over to hug him, he actually wasn't angry anymore, but still turned his head away without a word. He then felt her nuzzling his face with her soft cheek, making his neck tickle slightly.

His breath caught, and he didn't respond verbally, using this to cover up his loss of composure.

Chu Yueyi found it amusing. She had just sat on Ren Qinyan's lap briefly because there was no chair, and she didn't understand why Shi Guanghua was so sensitive about girls, actually holding a grudge over such a small detail from the show, and now turning his head away and ignoring her.

As she nuzzled against him, she boldly sat on his lap and sighed: "Alright, this is occasionally part of the fun of dating."

Shi Guanghua put his arm around her, using his arm as a backrest for her. Seeing her fair neck, he asked in a low voice: "What fun?"

Chu Yueyi felt warm and cozy sitting in his embrace. She found a comfortable position to watch and started figuring out how to cast to the TV. She calmly said: "Making your girlfriend angry, then spending a day coaxing her. Isn't this just everyday couple life?"

She summarized the typical dating pattern, which generally followed this rule, adding excitement to life.

Shi Guanghua: "..."

He seriously doubted if he had given her too much freedom. After all that fuss, was this all she had to say?

Sure enough, Chu Yueyi talked about comforting him but clearly showed no remorse, continuing to provoke him: "Do you want to see my ideal type?"

Shi Guanghua hesitated, his body instantly tensing up, unsure how to respond.

He wasn't prepared, but he did want to know, so he mumbled: "Okay."

Then, Chu Yueyi used the TV to cast and watch a new anime, catching up on the progress she had missed due to work. On the screen was a popular anime character from the current season.

Shi Guanghua looked at the animation and reminded her: "Weren't you going to show..." Your ideal type?

Chu Yueyi, staring intently at the action-packed fighting scene, was completely immersed in the anime plot. She casually said: "Oh, these three are all my ideal types now."

Shi Guanghua looked at the animated characters on the TV: "???"

He gazed at the superhuman 2D characters and suddenly understood the content of the survey. This was indeed something ordinary humans couldn't do; their fight scenes were comparable to a demolition team.

Shi Guanghua couldn't describe his current feelings.

His girlfriend was extremely good at creating "CP" moments outside, and during the show recording, she was recognized as a master of emotional intelligence. Her words and actions could spark new "CPs" in minutes, appealing to both male and female audiences, making viewers ship them intensely and dream about them day and night.

In reality, however, she was a theoretical giant who hugged a real person while watching 2D characters at home. She couldn't create an ambiguous atmosphere at all and had no ability to flirt. She seemed like a player but was actually quite innocent.

She was watching 2D characters while sitting in his lap. There was no worldly desire at all.

Shi Guanghua seriously doubted if he was genderless in her heart. She sat in his lap watching anime so openly and naturally, as if she wasn't leaning against a man, but a giant fluffy stuffed animal.

Shi Guanghua didn't disturb her enthusiasm for watching the new anime. When she finished catching up and started looking for new content, he finally asked timely: "Is 2D more interesting than 3D?"

He was so close to her, yet couldn't even get her eye contact, still less attractive than the animated characters.

Hearing him start to speak sarcastically again, Chu Yueyi casually kissed him and explained: "Hey, it's different. You're my wife."

Shi Guanghua's expression softened slightly.

Chu Yueyi, planning to look for more new anime, added: "The 2D characters are my husbands."

Shi Guanghua: "..."

Shi Guanghua promptly turned off the casting and said slowly: "Watching for too long is bad for your eyes. You should spend less time looking at electronic screens and more time observing things in real life."

Chu Yueyi: "?"

Chu Yueyi laughed, amused by his attitude: "You mean look at you?"

Shi Guanghua glanced at her calmly and responded evenly: "That's fine."

Chu Yueyi was momentarily speechless. She knew she shouldn't neglect Shi Guanghua, but couldn't think of anything they could do together, especially given the current time and setting limitations.

When they recorded the show, the directors would plan itineraries and content, but neither of them was the type to enjoy going out to play. They both essentially preferred staying at home. They certainly couldn't discuss work at home; that would be a bit too much.

Shi Guanghua didn't even play games, so Chu Yueyi's channel for bonding through gaming was blocked. She couldn't think of how to cheer him up for the moment.

Chu Yueyi suggested: "How about you sing a song for me?"

Shi Guanghua resented her denseness. He had just finished watching the anime with her and learned from the bullet comments in real-time. He calmly said: "Maybe next time."

He wasn't in the mood to sing and promptly declined.

"You won't let me do this, you won't let me do that. What exactly do you want me to do?" Chu Yueyi felt increasingly frustrated. She scratched her head helplessly and said in exasperation, "Can we be more straightforward?"

Shi Guanghua's eyes flickered. He lowered his gaze and said softly: "I just want you to look at me."

In online GIFs, Chu Yueyi looked at Ren Qinyan with such tender affection. After the show ended, he hadn't received such treatment. Indeed, things were different before and after getting together.

Chu Yueyi was stunned by his words, unexpectedly touched by his small complaint, and suddenly couldn't help but smile.

She obediently leaned in closer, carefully observing his features, and said softly: "Okay, I'm looking..."

His face was handsome, with lowered brows and eyes, deep black pupils like diffused ink. Despite his usually cold and aloof expression that seemed to keep people at a thousand-mile distance, he was now showing a hint of complaint, hoping to be seriously looked at by her.

It was just too cute.

Despite his image as the aloof and disdainful Brother J, beneath that icy shell, he was incredibly soft. He really used his silence and few words to protect himself; otherwise, people would know how easy he was to bully. His inner self was unbelievably pure white and fragile.

Chu Yueyi admired his appearance and even rubbed her nose against his, teasing: "Teacher Shi is so handsome."

Faced with her bright, star-like gaze, Shi Guanghua felt as if he was being burned by intense flames. He felt a bit at a loss and unconsciously swallowed.

"This face is so handsome that even the most unpleasant words would be forgiven."

"..."

Chu Yueyi became more and more enthusiastic as she looked. Her gaze moved from his face to his neck, then fixed on his occasionally moving Adam's apple. She even boldly started touching him, curiously exploring the parts she didn't have herself.

Shi Guanghua was stunned. He grabbed her restless hands, clearly not expecting her to take such liberties.

Chu Yueyi argued: "You told me to look, right? And you're not letting me do anything else."

Shi Guanghua: "?" Is this what you call looking? I didn't let you do anything else, so you're going to mess with me?

Chu Yueyi couldn't watch new anime anymore and was required to look at Shi Guanghua.

Naturally, she observed with a research mindset and began to explore with great interest. Sitting in his lap, she touched his Adam's apple, pinched his collarbone, and even reached out to lift the hem of his shirt.

Shi Guanghua looked at her in disbelief. Tortured by her actions, he said in a hoarse voice: "You call this just looking?"

Chu Yueyi replied unhurriedly: "I'm checking your fitness condition."

"..."

Chu Yueyi truly had no ulterior motives. She simply wanted to look or touch, never having had the chance to be intimate with the opposite sex before. Naturally, she was curious about the parts she didn't have herself, and hadn't noticed that Shi Guanghua was feeling a bit uncomfortable now.

In her eyes, Shi Guanghua was, to some extent, pure and unsullied, noble and upright. He didn't seem like someone who would be involved in worldly romance. During the show recordings, he would blush slightly even at a couple of flirtatious remarks. In their daily interactions, he was always a perfect gentleman. After confirming their relationship, they had only shared kisses and confessions, without any overly intimate behavior.

Because of his good temper, high tolerance, and simple, pure way of thinking, she even regarded him as a fairy tale character.

Fairy tale characters don't have evil thoughts, do they?

Fairy tales don't have 18+ content!

Chu Yueyi used to say a couple of bold things at most, but never actually did anything. Plus, Shi Guanghua always maintained an indulgent attitude towards her, so she never felt any sense of threat.

Shi Guanghua was carefully protecting her emotions, always trying to restrain his own aggressiveness, not wanting her to feel offended or disrespected. The result, however, was that she recklessly touched him as she pleased, even reminding him of her once saying, "Oh, so you're a man."

It was truly speechless.

As for what constitutes girlfriend or wife behavior, he didn't want to dwell on it too much, just thinking that as long as she was happy, it was fine. But she really ignored his gender.

Because they had touched, hugged, and danced together on the show, she was still in that previous state, always feeling like nothing would happen.

Shi Guanghua's face darkened slightly. He forcefully pulled out her probing paws and readjusted his own shirt hem.

Chu Yueyi clicked her tongue in dissatisfaction, but she didn't persist. Instead, she began to examine the parts outside his clothes.

His Adam's apple bobbed nervously, instantly attracting her attention.

Chu Yueyi found the up and down movement of his Adam's apple quite sexy. She was drawn to it like a spell, leaning in to lightly lick it with her warm tongue, just like a kitten tasting something.

No taste.

She concluded her research.

Shi Guanghua had let all her previous actions slide, but faced with her sudden provocation, he finally lost control!

Even a mud figure has its limits of patience. She really was kneading and molding him as she pleased, as if certain he wouldn't dare to retaliate. Her series of actions were simply lawless and extremely arrogant.

Chu Yueyi didn't expect the sudden change. In an instant, she was forcefully restrained by Shi Guanghua. He pulled her hand over expressionlessly, guiding her to explore himself, saying calmly, "Where else do you want to look?"

Shi Guanghua had just forbidden her from touching randomly, but now he was leading her to touch, feeling the smooth and taut muscle lines.

Chu Yueyi's fingertips touched his firm and powerful waist and abdomen. She blushed uncontrollably, her mind exploding, her fingers feeling as if they were being burned by flames!

Shi Guanghua: "How's the workout condition?"

Chu Yueyi didn't dare to look at the abs under his shirt hem. She was pressed down and couldn't withdraw her hand. She swallowed nervously and stammered, "G-good..."

Shi Guanghua repeated, "Where else do you want to look?"

Chu Yueyi shook her head frantically: "No more, no more, I was wrong, I was wrong..."

Shi Guanghua usually treated her like a fragile object, so of course she didn't take his concessions seriously at all, always feeling that she could pin him down with just one finger. The reality was, the difference in strength between them was too great. If he decided to resist, she wouldn't be able to restrain him at all.

Seeing that she wanted to run away in a flash, Shi Guanghua immediately caught hold of the troublemaker, like a calm hunter, and said in a low voice, "Let's be fair, it's my turn now."

She had been exploring him for half the day, so it was only right for him to return the favor.

Chu Yueyi was held by him, and before long her body went soft. She gradually melted in his wet, hot kisses, almost losing consciousness in a daze.

He was clearly getting revenge on purpose. She had just touched him a bit earlier, but now he was taking advantage with his lips and tongue, using his tongue to trace every inch of her exposed skin, his slow movements like those of an elegant and restrained gourmet.

Her whole body heated up, her nerves trembling. Her ears were occupied by his warm breath, and her snow-white earlobe was gently sucked. She felt like her entire being was turning into water, then steam, completely defeated in the constantly warming air.

He kissed her fair neck exposed by the T-shirt, then kissed her until her tongue went numb and her eyes turned slightly red, methodically moving on to the next step.

"No time for singing today, but there are other services."

Chu Yueyi quickly realized what he meant by no time for singing. She let out a startled cry, her face flushed red, but this only led to his increasingly unrestrained actions. She could only constantly rise and fall in the romantic sensations, like a beautiful butterfly unable to escape after crashing into a web of honey.

Light gleamed from the corners of her eyes as she tried hard not to whimper, her feet arching uncontrollably, only to be met with his unquestionable control.

In early spring, as the snow melts, in the dazzling and richly gorgeous awakening, only waves of spring tide stirred by him remained.

Shi Guanghua was gentle and patient, truly providing her with a service. His godlike face was doing things completely opposite to his appearance, like an artist weaving dawn colors on her body. His eyes were as cold as distant mountains, but now they were also tinged with strands of desire, as if he wanted to scorch her with his own temperature.

This scene was too stimulating, making her face as red as the morning sun. She didn't dare to open her eyes to look anymore, and could only use her remaining senses to forcibly endure everything in the darkness.

Perhaps because her eyes were tightly closed, her remaining perceptions were amplified, making her increasingly aware of his meticulous movements. She almost wanted to beg for mercy with a crying tone, but it wasn't until the myriad stars in her mind exploded that it finally ended, leaving her lying on the sofa, breathing faintly.

Shi Guanghua saw her eyes were misty and bewildered, like a soft and powerless little animal. He rubbed his damp fingertips, took a deep breath, and said in a hoarse voice, "I'm going out for a bit."

Chu Yueyi was now completely limp. She hadn't come back to her senses from her daze, and looked at him with confusion and docility.

Shi Guanghua: "To buy something."

Chu Yueyi: "Pfft."

Hearing her laugh without mercy, Shi Guanghua glared at her with restrained helplessness, seemingly displeased with her schadenfreude.

He really hadn't expected things to turn out like this. If she hadn't been so restless and kept fiddling with him, things wouldn't have developed so unexpectedly to this point.

Chu Yueyi curled up on the sofa. She let out a lazy hum, still with a pleasant nasal tone, and comforted him, "A life without unpaid work isn't a complete life, and besides, you were the one providing the service."

The subtext was, the boss is ready to clock out, you do whatever you want.

Shi Guanghua's eyes darkened. He pursed his lips and said, "...I want to hear how you spoke when we first met."

He wanted to hear her speak diplomatically now, not deliberately irritate him and make him more troubled.

Chu Yueyi turned her back to him. Her tone was now languid and increasingly arrogant as she said, "Goodnight, baby. Sleep well, baby."

Shi Guanghua: "..."

Shi Guanghua promptly changed his clothes and went out. He even took out his keys, not using the door code, and said calmly, "I've locked the door from the outside. Just now doesn't count as service time. At least the singing requirement needs to be met."

If she were in her current state and mischievously escaped from his home, he would probably ascend to heaven on the spot when he came back.

Chu Yueyi: "?" Your job requirements are quite high?

Shi Guanghua left at lightning speed.

Chu Yueyi heard the sound of the door locking and immediately felt a wave of speechlessness. What kind of song requires locking the door to listen to?!